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courtesy flush

This type of courtesy flush is usually performed at home. It's showing courtesy to your family by not leaving any fecal remains in the toilet after you have taken a shit.

A courtesy flush should be performed after the initial flush if there is fecal matter still left in the toilet, or there are skid marks left on the bowl. Repeat as necessary.
I went into the bathroom after my grandmother, and she never courtesy flushed. Infact, it seems like she never flushed at all.
by newtdecay January 14, 2008
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flush fuck

Take the girl of your choice to any bathroom with a toilet. Getting her to hold on to the toilet bowl start working her hard from behind. just as you are about to get off ram it in deep and hard , while shoving her head into the toilet and flushing..... man what ACTION! for a little more twist do it on a toilet full of shit . but hang on tight guys , its gonna be a rough ride.
i took jane into the bathroom and had a awesome time giving her a flush fuck
by dm February 22, 2005
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flushing the toilet

"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"

"No."
by Jonbron May 27, 2005
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Flush City

DJ Quackers: Did you see the new Flush City video?
Random person: No wtf is that?
by Whale708 October 18, 2020
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Sex flush

Maculopapular type of erythematous rash.
Masters and Johnson, in their book “Human Sexual Response,” wanted their work to be taken seriously, and wanted to stay a step ahead of the morality police, so they tended to write in almost comically dense medicalese, such as mounting episodes, stimulative approach opportunities and vocalized performance concerns. A sex flush on the stomach was a maculopapular type of erythematous rash. (New York Times)
by tokugawa227 June 27, 2009
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flush factory

The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.
He's taking a flush factory up there, I can here the toilet from down here.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018
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