Tweedle dick the bug fucker 

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.

OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.

Tweedle dick the bug fucker by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

The Green Dick 

Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.

"Kyle, i gave Christina the green dick!!!"
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.

The Green Dick by high as mile Kyle May 26, 2010

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

sucks the donkey dick by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

The Golden Dick 

The dick that is used very well. The same dick is used to fuck over 1000 different girls. Its a very rare achievement to get.

I had sex with over 1000 different girls. Friend- "that is impressive, you achieve the Golden Dick"

The Golden Dick by The Golden Dick September 3, 2018

the little dick pass

a pharase used when declining a distasteful pick up from a man.

Rob disclosing his friend, Art's small penis, to other ladies.
Art distastefully trys to pick up a buddy's old girlfriend and was rejected from the girl. She repectfully was taking the "the little dick pass"

the little dick pass by roxannepowers69 October 10, 2010

''The big dick.''

A term with many uses. Originating in RoundRock Texas. (Stonypoint HS) Can be used to describe someone who's attempting to show off. Who is showing off, or is saying or doing something for the sake of trying to impress people.

p1-Why didn't you answer your phone?
p2-I was busy
p1-Oh, so you just think you got ''the big dick.'' now that your on Varsity?
p2-its not even like that man.

Nick-Man I lifted 270 today.
Brad- Ok...Big dick Nick.

''The big dick.'' by K.Rashid May 23, 2008

the spotted dick 

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

the spotted dick by TEHAM March 27, 2019