Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

Canadian Top Hat by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

Spinning Top

A corporate figurehead, spokesman, PR or advertising executive whose primary role is to spin fictional narratives that portray a predatory organization in a positive light.

Spinning tops are often so detached from the actual product and spirit of their enterprise, that they do not realize they are lying. This is usually the case with advertising & PR agencies, who do not see the responsibility that comes with creativity and visibility.

Other tops spin consciously. This is usually the case with CEO's and internal PR officers.

AKA: a paid shill, a liar, a snake-oil salesman

As the spinning top at BP North America, Tony Hayward attempted to portray BP as a green and benevolent company which simply volunteered to clean up the 2010 oil leak in the gulf, in an attempt to hide the fact that BP's misplaced profit priorities caused the accident in the fist place.

Spinning Top by jojojosie July 20, 2010

wash my top off 

Scottish euphemism for masturbation.

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

wash my top off by Landon Morehead April 8, 2011

tip top 

I have got the tip top point.

tip top by ali November 4, 2003

muffin top 

when an a semi overwieght girl or overwieght girl wear what looks like a haulter top and the lower portion of here stomach hangs over her pants in relation to how a muffin top rolls over the top of a muffin cup when cooked

damn that girl does not need to be wearing that shirt cuz shes got a rockin muffin top .

muffin top by stephen dalton September 3, 2006

Passive top 

A homosexual man that penetrates his partner, then just lies on top dead weight, until climax.

Dave was ok at first until I found out he was a passive top. He just lay there while I did the worm.

Passive top by Lil ant with the big dick September 27, 2018

Slop Top 

This means that Priscilla give dat head.

Priscilla gave me some good Slop Top

Slop Top by SlopTop December 12, 2017