Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.

woah tom your dick is massive

by frogger666 November 22, 2021

Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.

Toms River has a big population.

by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”

by Darien the driver February 1, 2022