certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

Ice cream sandwiches

Yummy goodness on top of another yummy goodness on top of another..
🍦🍫

Ice cream sandwiches

by anonymous August 14, 2018

willy sandwich

it’s a sandwich with a willy in it, then u add what ever toppings u like, such as mayonnaise,welsh,butter,ham,etc

karen: hey son what did you get in the cafeteria today?
jim: I got a willy sandwich for $1

by nattttaatata December 31, 2021

Gremloid sandwich

A delicious confectionery meal that consists of bagel slices in two with three bacon rashers inside (ketchup is optional, however any other condiments are not allowed). The dish was created and first constructed by the infamous Auntie Gremloid.

“Have you tried the Gremloid sandwich? it tastes like shit.”

by AuntieGremloid52 April 25, 2021