keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit

Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too

by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion

Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.

B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.

by k00ksta July 30, 2021

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017