pussy envy

A vagina fetish. Experienced by men who envy the female form, or fantasize about having it. Very common, especially among circumcised males where the level of stimulation available is reduced significantly, leaving the man jealous of the natural experience of female counterparts. Can be caused by witnessing or discussing such experiences, past life memories, dreams, or "possession" of the male as the object of a fantasy of a woman he is closely connected to.

Pussy envy gets me hot and hard as a rock.

pussy envy by Yeahbuddy123 June 22, 2009

pussy sniffer 

One who enjoys the aroma of pussy

Yo man, that guy always has his head down her pants. Hes a straight pussy sniffer.

pussy sniffer by BuningPubes May 10, 2006

Pussy Dick 

An extremely hairy man crotch, often hiding the penis completely under the hair

"Did you see that new guy in the locker room? He has MAJOR Pussy Dick!"

Pussy Dick by Silicon Quick May 1, 2008

Pussy Dandruff 

A scurf that forms on the skin especially of the pussy and comes off in small white or grayish scales, sometimes caused by seborrhea, or dried penal and vaginal secretions. Found in old carpet, bedding or even on a person's body (including the mouth region)

While pulling up Kevin's old floors, Brian gagged as he thought of all the pussy dandruff that was still in the carpet.

Pussy Dandruff by Ninety two cent January 27, 2005

Pussy Battle 

Two lesbians rub their vaginas together until the rash is unbearable, when one gives up the other sticks a dildo up it until the other faints.

"ooo, it's too much"
"okay, open up"
"no please, for the love of god"
"i don't care"
"i hate pussy battles"

Pussy Battle by Shashmalegear August 1, 2008

Pussy Diaper 

A sponge-like garment a women wares around her pussy for the 3 to 7 days a month she dicides to be a crazy bitch.

That fat, nasty bitch with the red hair had a big wet period stain on her jeans, she better change her Pussy Diaper

OR

Stop being such a little fag, go change your pussy diaper or something.

Pussy Diaper by SgtSlice August 29, 2009

pussy drunk 

Male decisionmaking impaired due to infatuation with female.

He quit coming to poker night because his girlfriend wanted to spend more time together. Man he's pussy drunk.

pussy drunk by T C Johnson January 17, 2008