Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug. by Beta Pegasi February 4, 2023
Get the Broke moneymug. An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.
I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.
by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021
Get the an awkard amount of moneymug. Marijuana or other drugs that are sold and the money that is earned is known as crop cash/cash crop/crop money
Tre: Wus Hanin? (What’s up)
JJ: nun much man jus got that henny n crop money (nothing much just made drug money and bought Hennessey)
Tre: oh that’s wussup
JJ: nun much man jus got that henny n crop money (nothing much just made drug money and bought Hennessey)
Tre: oh that’s wussup
by Urbancomputer October 28, 2017
Get the crop moneymug. by Notnob January 7, 2024
Get the Free Moneymug. An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the ~`N'n'N`~<.0.6.7.6.0.> The Money <xXx>To<xXx>Anything Fiscial For An Individual<.0.6.7.6.0.>~`N'n'N`~mug.