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A skinny peice of shit who love to catch dick in his mouth and loves it in the ass. Most likely is a ginger who cant get any girls
Michael is a complete sack of shit
by Russle Westbrook June 25, 2017
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"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."
by wilmadabilma April 18, 2018
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Michael is a guy that seems like a great match and you could fall head over hills for him but once he gets you under his spell he will make his situation seem like he's the victim and you will feel sorry for him and take him in, living under your roof free of charge once you fall in love with him he will convince you to have a baby with him and cheat on you while you're pregnant and say sorry then you take him back. A couple of months late he starts to do heavy drugs and many more things you end it 5 years down the drain what a waste Michael's are manipulative brainwashing machines that want to make everyone feel sorry for them they have a poor work ethic they want everything handed to them for nothing
My ex Michael is no good
by Tiffany903 April 21, 2018
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Often people refer to Michael as a dickhead, most of the time a michael can ne cocky and conceited. None the less, they will never fail to liven up a party with all his jerk head personality but makes up for it in supplying the kegs.
Girl: Boy that Michael is a real dick
Boy: yeah hut we keep him around for the beer
by Xxxtrixxx January 1, 2018
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Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.
I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael
by Slapstickcoffe January 30, 2018
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Michael is a little shit
by Ashit February 18, 2018
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A boy who seems normal at first but starts to get alittle annoying thinking that he is autistic and shows off his new phone.
Michael:Hey steve look at my new phone its awsome
Steven:I dont care
by Jstagrhssd May 31, 2018
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