Douchesnozzle

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.

Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag

by White[db] October 5, 2009

Doucheswag

A person who's awesome, cool, and popular, but also a douche. You hate everything about them, but secretly want to be them.

Dave: Jeremy is a pretty cool guy - he's got lots of friends.
Alex: Yeah, but he also wears hats backwards and calls people 'bro'.
Dave: I guess he's a doucheswag.

by KobeLebronKobe August 10, 2010

Douche-o-virus

A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag

Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.

by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003

douche it out

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.

If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.

by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche mongrole

"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.

"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!

by Jesse Whitney July 18, 2006

douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.

douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.

by f.o.p. August 3, 2008

Douche vader

Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.

Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.

by macondo October 13, 2008