Dad

Your dad

Your dad

by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

dad

Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.

Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday

by LivingTheBlackLife May 25, 2016

Abc For A Dad

You Know In Welcome To Bloxburg In the chat you sometimes see people saying abc for a dad.

Zach: Abc For A Dad!

by BuildsLucifer April 26, 2022

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022

Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

California Dad

A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.

"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1

"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1

by plus-size albert December 29, 2020

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022