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Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..
The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.
by Boombadabing July 20, 2023
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Crunch Bug

A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
I have a crunch bug and you don’t do your uncool haha
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
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crunicrisis

A sub-type of crisis specific but not limited to the Crunican family and associates, typically involves political policy of a diaspora of issues some pertaining to the Interstate Bridge Replacement Program, some regarding familial maters, etc.
Damn, there goes a another crunicrisis, playing the victim again.
by poked bear August 10, 2023
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Crunked

A fun word that I’ve used before
Have you been drinking?
I’d say this shit sober. I’m not super crunked right now.
by swaggysheep76 August 12, 2023
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Crunchy

A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023
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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.
Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023
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