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Wendyle Christian 

So fucking hot guy and cute. Every Girls Dreamed.
Jennifer wanted a husband like Wendyle Christian

Eastside Christian School 

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”

Webslingin’ Christianity 

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?

fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.
fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!

Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.
Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”

Cooter Christian 

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Cooter Christian by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021