Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.

The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021

corned cream

a type or cream which is made when dry cured and thus corned

hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured

by mr terrific April 25, 2023

Creamed ice

A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.

Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.

by SodaWithoutSparkles July 28, 2021

Ice cream

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content

Man I should not have eaten that ice cream

by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021