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Cookie Cutter

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a guy who looks/act/smells/what have you like an emo person. He also will have multiple relationships which are oddly similar to one another. These relationships are referred to as "cookie cutter relationships". They like to talk like they're getting really serious with you really fast, although really they love no one but themselves. This guy typically has really bad emo hair, frizzy and badly dyed black. He often will say I love you within weeks of dating you, and cause you and your friends to fight.

His name is often Todd, Chad, Ben, Josh, or Tom.*

These boys probably cut themselves for attention and try to act and claim to be antisocial, but secretly yearn for conversation and drama on a constant basis.

* does not mean all boys with this name are cookie cutters.
**1 1/2 weeks into a relationship between nikki and todd**

Brianna:: dump him already! Todd is such a cookie cutter!

Nikki:: don't make fun of him! He loves me!
by Kaeganne Envy November 20, 2009
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the guy at the pub who after you've spent a whole night talking to a girl, buying her drinks etc etc he walks up and she is more interested in him.....
the "cookie" is especially bad when the 2 guys in questions are mates and the "cookie" cant disclose further text messaging after the night.....
by FLANO April 16, 2008
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Cookie Monster

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An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.
"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"
by pikku myy November 12, 2003
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cookies & cream

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A bubble created by cum and bits of shit that is farted after anal intercourse.
Daryl was having a wonderful night, until his silk panties were ruined by cookies & cream.
by Chris Hudson November 1, 2006
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cooking

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In a state of being pissed.
The man missed the start of the movie. He was cooking.
by Durango April 12, 2007
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