Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

can’t be blank

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by DanielGamer139 YT June 24, 2023

can’t be blank

When you try to leave this space or the space below blank for effect, but urban says “no”

1: types definition
Urban: This space can’t be blank
1: fuck

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Jar-Jar Binky Kink

The Jar-Jar Binky Kink is a kink people would prefer regardless of being a Star-wars fan or not. The kink goes as simply being pressed against the wall by Jar-Jar Binks. As you're pressed against the wall, you're then choked the same way he has a frog's cock in his mouth as he makes sweet sweet love with you, you faggot nigger.

For a person to be cucked in a way that their significant other gets cucked by the Jar-Jar Binky Kink. The cuckled nigger automatically becomes a Niggasaurus-Rex.

Tobey: "Bro my girl cheated on me because turns out she was into the Jar-Jar Binky Kink as she liked getting pressed against the wall."

Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."

by Jar-Jar's Lover November 20, 2023