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Dad

the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM
by Sue froppy May 10, 2019
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Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023
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dad slice

When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.
Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!
by themixtape27 June 17, 2018
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Dad

The most caring, sweet, and understanding person I know. He is always up on his feet for his family, making sure we are all happy and safe.

He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.

We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.
That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.
by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022
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ur dad

ur dad! oh wait he went to get the milk 💀
by hiyaahun April 29, 2022
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