Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Foot Top

Someone who will be a receiver of foot stuff (i.e. footjobs, toe sucking, etc.) but will never perform it on another person

I sucked Jessie's toes last night but she wouldn't suck mine, she's such a foot top

by yurabai July 17, 2020

top opt

Is a YouTube channal from Romania that îs obsessed by the number 8.

Example:
I saw a top opt video about Hitler.
Top opt is interesting.

by And----10.104 December 6, 2023

Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.

He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.

by CONiner May 6, 2024

Top Props

The highest recognition a person can receive for their actions and accomplishments.

1. Jake was totally the top props man of Oakridge High: he could get Annie Meyers, the most picky yet hottest girl in school, to go crazy about him.
2. Alyssa Young became the top props entertainer in her circle of friends: she could sing, dance, play the guitar, was an excellent bartender, a great poker player, and the smoothest card mechanic
the world had ever seen.
3. Even though the bastard is crazy, I give Michael Murdock top props. He could seriously sell me an imaginary friend and I would buy it. He's that great of a speaker.

by solitude92 March 22, 2009