No U

The classic comeback

"lol u gay"
"no u"

by HEYORAINBOW February 21, 2018

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

Shiz U

A mythical learning institution as referenced in Wicked.

The consultant hired doesn't seem educated, must be a Shiz U graduate.

by Reali_D December 6, 2024

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

ima hit u up

Ima text u or call u. Or ft u

Hey ima hit u up

Bye ima hit u up tho
I’ll hit u up

by Haley barbor June 29, 2022

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 23, 2021