Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
Get the Yelp Topmug. Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".
by Zaberu March 9, 2024
Get the Top 100%mug. Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
Get the Captain Crunch Glock box top couponmug. by J J B. March 10, 2022
Get the Halter Topmug. 
Your top ranks is both a close friend who is also a gangster, known influential gangster. The green-light guy, for sticky situations. A top ranks, has to be high ranked in the street and high ranks in your brejinship
Person 1: We went into the town, the whole town knows him. He told me anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Person 2: Weh u a say, ah ya top ranks?
Person 2: Weh u a say, ah ya top ranks?
by T Mills905 April 17, 2023
Get the Top Ranksmug. by J&MGAMING January 29, 2018
Get the top frmug.