tea

Weed,marijuana...

I hope someone in that party is going to have some tea to share

by weeds4reeaals February 16, 2017

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

teaing

the action of making or consuming tea, has a positive connotation

gurt: "twin i'm teaing it rn"
gerbert: "that's even steven asf bro congrats, enjoy the tea, wish i was there to pass around a fent blunt"
gurt: "type shit"

by dih_sprm_crmps April 18, 2025

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

Recycled Tea

When you drink tea, and run out of bags, so you use the bags again.

Sorry man, all I have are a couple cans of Mountain Lightning and recycled tea.

by GES March 9, 2009

Masculini-Tea

Slang term for semen, cum, or jizz. Similar to "male tears".

"I heard Jessica was chugging Masculini-Tea last night. What a slut!"

by Milk Maiden December 16, 2024

room temp tea

um room temp is like basic tea. like who’s dating who or who cheated on who. that stuff. like nothing new. old news.

guy 1: did you know that me and harley have been dating for a week?

guy 2: yep. you told me yesterday that you had been dating for 6 days. like get some new tea. this is room temp tea. it’s nothing new

by tea meaning July 25, 2018