When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.
by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021
They were branded with a tea bag stamp.
by Sheargenius January 23, 2017
Guy 1: "After the movie want to go to grab some Lafternoon Tea?"
Guy 2: "Sure lets go and grab some Lafternoon tea later."
Guy 2: "Sure lets go and grab some Lafternoon tea later."
by Unlistedfour6 May 23, 2014
This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.
by dm1g31 October 08, 2020
a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.
by ShandaAwesome January 02, 2019
(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic
such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic
such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
by teathepot August 14, 2023
"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"
by Joiz October 30, 2013