Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.
Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight
A word that shuld never be used by people that have names beginning with S and M. Ie Stephen or Michelle <---- What a bunch of queers.
As the rule goes blokes that have firstnames that begin with S and M are seriously lacking genes required to be staight and appear to be obviously gay.
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"