Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Sundae Special

Placing a couple scoops of ice cream in a bowl, followed by an erect penis on top, coating it with chocolate syrup and a cherry, and having the female partner indulge in the cold creamy desert. CAUTION: She may get a little lost in the act, just remind her your in there.

Hey if you want I can fix you a nice sundae special.

by NexKonig August 31, 2010

Connor Special

the act of running up to some ones dorm room and urinating while ejaculating onto some ones face, then abruptly yet goofily running away.

Someone came up to my dorm door and gave me a connor special?

by crudercape September 30, 2022

hitlers special

When you take a jew into a shower and start choking them with your dick.

Ya man, when I learned she was a jew I got her into my shower an gave her the hitlers special.

by Kinflir January 26, 2017

Mac Demarco special

Getting high and drunk and stripping naked to do karaoke while shoving a drum stick up your asshole

Do you ever have the urge to do a Mac Demarco special?

No nigga tf

by Ohioskipitti May 11, 2024

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023