Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.

The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

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Truman showed

Getting truman showed, or simply "truman showing" is a form of negative odd occurrences in which an event happens at a moment in time that benefits you.

The phrase is named after the 1998 movie "The Truman Show" starring Jim Carrey.

"This traffic appeared the exact day that I am late for work! I have never gotten traffic! I can't believe I'm being truman showed today!"

"I am about to get to the last level of this video game, but my mom is telling me to get off right before I get to it, and if I get off, I'll lose all my progress. I'm being truman showed!"

by peakia March 11, 2026

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Quad Shower

The act of combining a golden shower, white shower, red shower and brown shower into one.

"Bro I'm gonna Quad Shower you."

by RayneSnow April 3, 2026

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Persian Shower

Bathing one's body in a sink, or using a bottle of water, usually in a public restroom. Also known colloquially as a "whore bath".

I didn't have time to get ready, so I took a Persian Shower and got dressed.

by BigNashtyAP April 4, 2026

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Prostitute Shower

A feeble attempt to wash oneself because of intoxication, a lack of facilities, or disrespect for personal hygiene. This act focuses only on tits, pits, slits, and where one shits.

You smell like ass, puke, and cheap cologne! Take a prostitute shower before your man comes over in 10 minutes!

by Erected Avocado April 5, 2026

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