Get the step-great-grandfather-in-lawmug. The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the Co-Parent-In-Law Zonedmug. 
Get the stepgrandparent-in-lawmug. stepuncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepuncle-in-lawmug. The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law
Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.
by PoiLethe May 3, 2023
Get the missFortunes Lawmug. Great-great-grandchild's husband.
My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-great-grandson-in-lawmug. by scrappymatt October 16, 2025
Get the Ollies Lawmug.