car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
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Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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Wrightson's Law

As soon as your coworker takes a day off, everything that can burn to the ground, will burn to the ground. Leaving you and only you to deal with it.
It's Chris' day off and now half my staff quit, the server room exploded, and a honey badger decided to make a home inside my desk. Wrightson's Law at work.
by Taraun July 04, 2020
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co-pibling-in-law

My co-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 06, 2021
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