A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
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Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
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“Happy house” as often used in tiktok refers to a family that looks happy and perfect but is completely different when alone. This family could look like the best family alive when in reality the parents/parent is a rage filled person who constantly hits, breaks, or damages things
For example, the family may look perfect. They have butterfly magnets on their fridge, but when you remove the magnets you see dents caused by someone in an obvious fit of anger-happy house
A daughter is bawling her eyes out in her room but has to clean up her tears and act happy and normal if she hears her parents/guardian(s) approach her-happy house
“Happy house” as often used in tiktok refers to a family that looks happy and perfect but is completely different when alone. This family could look like the best family alive when in reality the parents/parent is a rage filled person who constantly hits, breaks, or damages things
For example, the family may look perfect. They have butterfly magnets on their fridge, but when you remove the magnets you see dents caused by someone in an obvious fit of anger-happy house
A daughter is bawling her eyes out in her room but has to clean up her tears and act happy and normal if she hears her parents/guardian(s) approach her-happy house
Jennie: “hey did you see Bella’s tiktok to that one weekend song? Her whole room was torn down and broken apart”
Scarlett: “yeah apparently her dad did it cuz she spilled some water in the couch, it’s so sad he seems like such a nice man..I think that’s called a happy house..”
Scarlett: “yeah apparently her dad did it cuz she spilled some water in the couch, it’s so sad he seems like such a nice man..I think that’s called a happy house..”
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