I'm not gay, but

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

by Maddict November 14, 2010

gay rights

a bunch of bullshit made up for 13 year old girls to make a fuss about

Girl : I think gay rights should be a thing
Roadman: nah man suck your mom

by anonymous December 25, 2020

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004

bi-gay

The act of being bisexual. However, even though you like the opposite sex's fun stuff, you are still gay because you also enjoy the same sex's fun stuff.

Even though Johnny bangs mad chicks, he's bi-gay because he enjoys a penis here and there.

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008

damn gay

the same as damn straight, except used for homosexuals.

Person: That is amazing, look at his body!
Person: Damn gay!

by Marcus A. February 24, 2005

Gay Peel

Occurs when a man starts to eat a banana and proceeds to peel the banana completely to the bottom before taking a bite.

Note: The gay peel only applies to men and the act is encouraged in women.

Mark, nice gay peel. Are you going to now give that banana head?

by guiness2 April 3, 2011

The Three Gays

The three gay guys who love to have hot sexual intercourse with each other, even though two of them are brothers that enjoy the idea of having incest with one another, with another partner.

D3vils_pker1: Oh nick, do you want to come to my house tonight?
Tinypl0x3r: mmm yeah can I bring nath he wants sum action 2!
D3vils_pker1: Mm yeah I want both my warm moist mouth full of uncut cock and my tight ass pounded at the same time.
D3vils_pker2: Omg! that makes me so hard I love this we should be called the three gays!!

by Dat_Fuze September 9, 2010