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Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.
by a dude with internet August 31, 2021
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Rikesh's apple juice

Its definition is Rikesh's piss
What kind of apple juice are you drinking? Well I am drinking Rikesh's apple juice.
by SexyBrindhan July 12, 2022
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Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.
Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.
by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021
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apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!
apple swallows dildo's
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 16, 2024
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apple

Apple is an golden apple from minecraft. The golden apple can be crafted with 9 golden ingots, 1 apple. You need a crafting table to craft it. The golden apple was added in 1.3.1 The golden apple gives u also effects such as Absorption I for 2 minutes (providing 4 points of absorption health) Regeneration II (1 every 25 ticks, × 0.4 per second) for 5 seconds (long enough to heal 4 points of damage)
I HAVE TO EAT A GOLDEN APPLE I AM FUCKING DIENG
by goldennggr July 18, 2022
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