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Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.
I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.
by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023
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post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
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Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...
by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022
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post-pwn

to perform an action resulting in a tie, draw, or overtime. Post-pwnage can, but is not limited to occurring in athletic activities and computerized games.
"5 seconds to win... Double Kill! Sudden Death!"
"Post-pwned muthafuckas!"
by Ben! (who else?) November 5, 2007
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N posting

N posting ( N : /ˈɛn/ ) ( posting : /ˈpoʊstɪŋ/ ) Defines the act of continuously typing the letter N on any platform to another party.
1. "I totally bombed Chiv Hitters's discord N posting and now mods r pissing they pants"

2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's

ramparts out of sheer desperation
by Randall Laheysson May 9, 2025
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post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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