I’ve never seen the world so insane before
by Death Menace July 13, 2022
hello world
by "> November 13, 2019
The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"
//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.
B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"
//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.
B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 02, 2017
Kadaiah
by Shiidk January 15, 2023
Something that Cubs fans won’t shut the fuck up about. This was a matchup between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs. The only reason the cubs won is because of the Indians choke job, they blew a 3-1 lead.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
Dodgers fan: this is our year to win it all.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
by Tropicalfire June 17, 2019
Talita Is A Digital Being Because Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World
Talita Is A Digital Being Because Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023