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Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.
Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.
by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013
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Suck My Chastity Belt

Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!
by AzraN June 22, 2011
mugGet the Suck My Chastity Beltmug.

Suck my cock bitch

by Suck my cock February 1, 2021
mugGet the Suck my cock bitchmug.

Suck Your Mothers Cock

An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
mugGet the Suck Your Mothers Cockmug.

cum-sucking gutter slut

an extremely slutty girl who sucks all of the cum out of any male cock she can find. this girl sucks so much dick she has no job and so she sleeps in her car, or gutter. in many cases the slut has STDs.
child- "what's that?"
mother- "why that is the rare cum-sucking gutter slut. don't touch it; it might be sick"
by i_love_giving_blowjobs July 13, 2010
mugGet the cum-sucking gutter slutmug.

Suck B Gon®

1) An imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don't want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even Gandhi to reach for a bat.

2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.
1) "Damn, I got the blue screen of death. Anyone have any Suck B Gon®?"

2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."
by Chumbucket November 1, 2006
mugGet the Suck B Gon®mug.

suck start a leaf blower

you can tell a girl gives mad head/blowjobs only by her appearance
Josh: “yo mia can suck start a leaf blower
Eli: “nigga youve never even gotten head
by whotfisricky April 7, 2019
mugGet the suck start a leaf blowermug.

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