Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

cocaine mouth trade

When you put a little coke on your mouth and kiss someone to share it.

Dude i did the cocaine mouth trade with Lauren she was geekin

by Fiends101 January 23, 2019

flap mouthed

When you eat so much pussy you start to taste like salmon

Girlfriend: You’ve been kind of flap mouthed but we haven’t had sex?
You: Uhhhh

by SwollenCuntFlaps December 4, 2017

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

Cockprint mouth

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before

I didn’t even want to kiss her after she sucked my dick like straight cockprint mouth man

by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022

Smut Mouth

An individual, male or female, with a very offensive vocabulary. Spewing curse words and hate mongering language. Trailer- park trash language.

1-Hey smut mouth why don't you just go and fuck yourself you prick jerk-off!

2-You're a goddam fucking low-life bitch
with a smut mouth.

3-Stick your dick in your left ear smut mouth and drop a load.

by Alisa the Teeny Bopper April 15, 2010

Shut the fucking mouth up

A very blunt, often humorous way of telling someone to stop talking, usually when they’re being annoying, repetitive, or saying something obvious. Similar in meaning to “shut the fuck up,” but slightly emphasizes the “mouth” for extra effect.

person 1:blah blah blah

person 2:shut the fucking mouth up

by randompersonidk2011 September 3, 2025