I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 20, 2010

two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 12, 2006

kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

stick two CD's in the same slot

Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".

"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."

-Eminem "The Warning"

by banan14kab March 11, 2011

don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

two girls one demon

the scene in the last exorcism where the possessed girl appears on the hotel room bed, and takes the sound girl and starts gropping the her, and ends up puking on her

One: last night was wild.

Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon

Two: Woah, that kinky .

by rollingoffthebedlaughing September 05, 2010

one-two-switcharoo

The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.

When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.

by Jamison H December 20, 2007