the tea taste shininess

when you disagree with someone who doesn’t understand the message
“you’re wrong, strawberries are fruits!”

whatever man, yk what they say the tea taste shininess”
by house_kun February 03, 2025
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Devo-tea

A person who is devoted to and enthusiastic about all things iced tea.
Susan only drinks Sweet Tea with her McAlister's order. She's a real devo-tea.
by TeaIsLife May 17, 2022
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cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.
"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"
by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019
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No cap all tea

Means real talk or no lie all facts. Just a quick way of being real. Populated by streamers and tik tokers such as; yamcha the great, jm, thefyp, dani chon, et al.
No cap all tea your girl ugly.

All tea no cap that car is dope.

No cap all tea I saw them at the store rob everyone, but I hit the 69 and called the boys.
by Ken Safety January 01, 2020
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iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.
by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 15, 2017
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Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023
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