chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Wham sandwich

2 men who have both oral and anal sex together

is that conall and Ben? What a pair of wham sandwiches.

by ConallSucksBen May 29, 2022

Lol Sandwich

A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.

Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?

by Frank lowell March 15, 2009

Pastrami Sandwich

When two people cuddle or spoon each other, often on a couch or bed.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to make a pastrami sandwich with me?”

by Soup1039 November 7, 2018

Tritrib Sandwich

Similar to that of a TribTrain, it is when a man involved in a Female - Female - Male threesome he will place on female on top the other to engage in tribbing/Scissoring as he is masturbating he will perform cunnilingus on the two female as they are engaged in sex, he will place his tongue either in between their vaginas or take turns licking both of the girls assholes thus he Is providing Analingus. It is considered “placing the meat” when he decides to penetrate either of the girls with his penis, and it at ejaculation it is called “saucing the sandwich”. If either or both the females ejaculate or squirt, it considered a “wet tritrib”.

Corey: you had 3way last night with Brenda & Kelly?
Fernando: Yeah it had me busting all over the place I got to try my first tritrib sandwich last night had my tongue slipping in all their pussies and asses. It was wet one

by halfbakedboy April 30, 2025

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022