a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

a sandwich short of a picnic by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Hamm Sandwich 

When you're fucking a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homie, and you're both drinking a can of Hamm's beer

Nathan: Yooooo should we invite Megan over?
Bill: Fuck yeah dude, let's crack open some Hamm's and run a Hamm sandwich on her
Nathan: Bet

Hamm Sandwich by HammLover69 September 5, 2019

Sausage sandwich 

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.

We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same

Sausage sandwich by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019

Felix Sandwich 

Trying to cry discretely between two groups of hikers.
Often occurs to people who have depression and try to treat it by going on walks and hikes in woods and mountains.

"How was your trip to the mountains?"
"It was quite good, until my depression kicked in and I got trapped in a Felix Sandwich."

Felix Sandwich by Kabanana October 5, 2019

Bus Sandwich 

Great 24 hour restaurant

After the show I think I will hit the great 24 hour restaurant BUS SANDWICH

Bus Sandwich by BusSandwichDK October 5, 2019

bulimia sandwich 

It’s a sandwhich someone ate and throws back up into your mouth

She gave him a bulimia sandwich.

bulimia sandwich by ImAngy November 16, 2019

Turd Sandwich 

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

Turd Sandwich by Konfukd December 2, 2019