michael

a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive

hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock

by nweionofnef March 17, 2024

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michael

Funny guy
A loving guy

Hello Michael

by Michael like whaat November 30, 2021

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Michael

A twat

Person 1: michael is a twat
Person 2: yes

by Pixie.piss March 20, 2021

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this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

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michael jackson

one of many legends. born august 29, 1958 and died june 25, 2009. he began performing at the age of 5, starting a group with his brothers jackie, tito, marlon, jermaine, and randy jackson. by the early 1980's, michael had separated from his brothers to pursue his solo career. he released albums Off the Wall in 1979, Thriller in 1982, Bad in 1987, Dangerous in 1991, HIStory in 1995, Blood on the Dance Floor in 1997, Invincible in 2001, Michael in 2010, Xscape in 2014, and Scream in 2017. he was dubbed the King of Pop by his dear friend elizabeth taylor. he will forever live in our hearts.

My favorite Michael Jackson song is Man in the Mirror!

by dontbeacherrybro March 9, 2021

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