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Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021
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Knuckle Sandwich

When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.
Lori gave Larry the knuckle sandwich combo last night after he forgot her birthday.
by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020
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Chuckle sandwich

A podcast hosted by Jared J Schlatt, Theodore Kennedy Nivison II & Tucker Keane (our beloved cherub). And at one point also included Charles Slmccl (god rest his soul)
Hey man, have you listened to the newest Chuckle sandwich episode ???

No but I'm about to !! I've been goosin to hear it !!
by anonymouschuckler1999 May 8, 2024
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Garage Sandwich

When you're having DP in a garage and dirt gets in your cooter
A Garage Sandwich is When you get dirt inside your cooter.
"Did you see Emily last week? Me and Connor gave her a garage sandwich. It scratched up the base of my peen."
by TheAxeManHasAFan November 27, 2021
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Breadless Sandwich

Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.
"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"
by Manaos de manzana September 20, 2021
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Vatuna Sandwich

What you are licking/kissing/eating/putting in your mouth when you eat out (give oral sex to) a vatuna.
I got drunk last night and ended up eating a vatuna sandwich." "Wow that's nasty." "Not really, she was pretty hot.
by WittedPanda April 21, 2011
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Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.
"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"
by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018
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