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Facebook DP (double penetration) 

When a person is talking on the phone or in the same room as one person, and messaging or posting messages to that same person at the same time
My homegirl and I are on the phone talking, and we are posting statuses back and forth at the same time., hey do you wanna Facebook DP (double penetration)?

Facebook gangbang

When you post something on Facebook, and most of your friends love it, and chime in with comments.
I made up a new word, "Flexual" and most of my friends had several comments. It turned into a, "Facebook gangbang"
Facebook gangbang by Sunset Matt November 14, 2011

facebook vulture 

facebook vulture

1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.

2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.
facebook vulture by GibbyP September 9, 2009

Facebook Tardilicious 

Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.
Suzie just posted the same thing five different times.

Man, she is Facebook Tardilicious!
Facebook Tardilicious by Pism February 10, 2010

Facebook baby shield 

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

FaceBook Prayers 

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.
Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!