Eyeboner

A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.

Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.

Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006

eyeliner whore 

a girl who wears way too much eyeliner everyday
she cant leave her house with out it
even if shes already late shell make everybody more late just so she can put her eyeliner on
she allways has some in her purse at all times
and feels the need to keep re-applying it every 20 minutes

by no means does wearing eyeliner make a person a whore but whores are known to wear way too much eyeliner so there for girls who wear alot of eyeliner are percieved as being a whore

my best friend turned into such a eyeliner whore when she became friends with the popular girls

eyeliner whore by RayRayisBomb March 21, 2009

bug eyes 

1. eyes that bulge exordinarly far outside of the eye sockets. They are kind of scary looking.

2. eyes that belong to bugs

The scary looking lady had these huge bug eyes.

bug eyes by the latin freaks November 17, 2004

cincinnati brown eye 

after ejaculating on a womans face, deficate in both her eyes

She wasn't so hot after I gave her a cincinnati brown eye

cincinnati brown eye by swedishbot August 31, 2007

Chocolate Eye Drop 

While squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your asshole directly between her eyes and fart.

This ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so I gave her a chocolate eye drop.

Chocolate Eye Drop by J-Pimp from A-town February 4, 2005

Triton eye 

Back in the 60's a professor in Revelle accidentally lost an eye, and because of the chaos and hecticness of seeing someone lose an eye, the ambulance people forgot to pick it up. The eye was just left there and people were too grossed out by it, so no one really picked it up. Then one day, the eye was gone. They asked all the janitors if they picked it up but they all said no. Then one day, a girl was taking a shower in the revelle dorms, and when she looked on the floor, there was the professors eye. She screamed and ran to tell her friends, but when they went back to the shower it was gone. Legend has it that the eye roams around campus peeping on people, and it has been coined the name "Triton Eye".

if you're ever in your room and you feel like you're being watched, it's the triton eye

Triton eye by Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy August 3, 2013

slant eyed chink 

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.

Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.

slant eyed chink by I forget March 2, 2005