I like girls who eat carrots

Joke said by Louis Tomlinson, member of One Direction.

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

yum yum eat em up

A very large teacher. A person who eats too much and is afraid of germs.

OH NO!!! Yum yum eat em up IS ABOUT TO EAT US!!!!!!

by Yum April 13, 2004

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.

1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

by smitty984 March 19, 2007

i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

by Light Joker March 16, 2004

eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015