Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.

Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad

by brugel123 December 20, 2020

dad

a nonexistent being

??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?

by god??? February 11, 2019

dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022

Your dad

Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.

Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.

by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022

kathmandu dad

A person who wears adventure gear to every occasion.
Usually has all the gear and no idea.

Your Dad is such a Kathmandu Dad, does he even Hike!

by Adventcalendar69er January 17, 2024

Dad-gazing

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.

I didn't have enough time to make my appointment because my father was busy dad-gazing.

by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018

Dad

Something I don't have

"I don't have a dad"

by .Smudge. July 11, 2023