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wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out
My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.
by jackbosgames March 29, 2025
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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
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cake is just gay bread

fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE.....

cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on

oh and sugar? gay salt
Cake is just gay bread
by Sickomonster November 7, 2025
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