Alex

literally the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, just one conversation will make you fall in love with him absolutely and unequivocally adorable and sexy when he wants to be. You will treat him right or all the devils and gods of every religion will come after and you will be burned with a thousand suns I will kill you if you hurt him. So beautiful inside and out, his grey-blue eyes like a swirling ocean in a storm, chocolate hair that glistens in the sun, so pure and radiates a light that no one can even explain. So much more than any of this, but it's impossible to put it into words, it's ineffable. he is life.

'i love alex so much, i cry over him'
'alex is so smart and kind, he knows so much about Minecraft and FNAF and I love him'
'I would kill everyone for alex, and then myself if he wants me to'

by ilyalexalicegeorge March 19, 2022

Alex

Big dick, super cool, and he always makes everyone laugh at the end. always pulls bitches.

Girl: Whos that?
Guy: Oh thats Alex.

by glenn lee January 27, 2023

Alex Lago

He’s a fucking god better than everyone else

Alex Lago never loses.
Everyone wishes they were Alex Lago

by complete human November 22, 2021

Alex

A large group of faggots having an orgy where they all cum in eachothers mouths in the end.

-Why are all those men walking into that hotel room?

-An alex is probably going on

by Lexluthor25 April 24, 2020

Alex

Ski boy

Jacob says "Alex your a ski boy" Alex replies saying "shut the fu*k up Jacob".

by isitatthebackofclasswhybecause June 7, 2021

Alexable

When something is able to be controlled by Alexa or another voice smart home controller.

It took me 2 years to finally install that switch but the kitchen light is finally Alexable.

by ac3boy June 15, 2024

alex

He sucks at roblox and says he's a god even though he really bad

Alex:"i'm a god"
anyone with a brain cell:"i'm pretty sure your not"

by Thirsty B0i April 27, 2020