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South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019
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Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America
Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral
by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020
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American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed
me and my wife went American farming last night
by Thanos101 February 18, 2020
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Americanism

1) The acting and mannerisms that put 1st world wants in front of other human’s well being or life.

2) The ignorance in which you feel everything and everyone should revolve around your feelings.
Person 1: “Wow, look at all those people standing in the middle of street demanding the government to open the state.”

Person 2: “Yeah looks like they got a hard case of Americanism.”
by Scoundrel 2-1 April 28, 2020
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American slaughterhouse

The location of massively disproportionate numbers of COVID-19 infections.
By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.
by Monkey's Dad April 29, 2020
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Entitled American

A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."
"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."

"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."
by Kelovexoz May 12, 2020
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Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
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