Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017

Peeping turd

An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.

I sent him a peeping turd while he was away and he got fucked off the plane for masturbating.

by Loo Loo Lynch November 9, 2017

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter

Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?

by Stepdad May 10, 2018

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018

burb turd

Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 2, 2018