guys' night out

Bunch of guys getting together to:

A) Get drunk
B) Get stoned
C) Watch porn
D) All of the above
by BoB August 17, 2003
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You Bastard Guy

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.
by Waffalova January 29, 2009
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Blonde guy complex

A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.


Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
by Jupiter Frenzy February 25, 2009
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Internet Zen Guy

A guy who poses on the internet as the very living definition of calmness.

Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even online) losing their temper, he will be the first to mock and insult them for their lack of control, as if it could never happen to them.

But secretly, however, they are just as prone to flip out as anyone else, and simply lack empathy or honesty. The internet tough guy's jealous cousin.
<valky> so I got home and I found my wife in bed with my neighbour. I totally lost it, couldn't stop screaming. I threw her out. The kids are with my parents.
<slipklw> you threw her out? jeez what a douche
<valky> don't act internet zen guy with me; I'll fuck your wife and see how you react
by DCH0 February 04, 2009
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Guy De Maupassant

The famous French writer of "The Diamond Necklace" among other works; widely regarded as a role model to urban youth
She's way out of your league. She only dates the Guy De Maupassant type.
by QJ April 04, 2004
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guy le douche

An 'insulting' name, often spoken to get somebody's attention. It was started by the TV show MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), in which a character named Guy le Douche appears.
by Nicolai July 02, 2004
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