r/ShowerThoughts

The most overrated subreddit on Reddit

r/ShowerThoughts is impossible to post to

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool

“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.

Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet

by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024

Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

local shower shitter

Check your shower.

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.

by starry da great January 8, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.

"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"

by smorgusborg February 12, 2025