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by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool
“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”
by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024
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Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.
Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet
by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024
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Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes
I gave a whole town a baby shower
by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024
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local shower shitter

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.
by starry da great January 8, 2025
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.
"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"
by smorgusborg February 12, 2025
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